Ways to Procrastinate during Finals Week:
- Maintain your fingernails to a proper length by trimming them daily
- Clean your room
- Color Coordinate your entire closet and then decide that it would be better to arrange in chronological order from oldest items to newest
- Read every one's current status on Facebook
- Read the caption from every picture in your Art History Book
- Learn all of the Lyrics to such songs as "American Pie" and the Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
- Choreograph a dance to N*Sync's "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"
- Clean your room again
- Go to the Dining Commons across campus - it has better forks, okay...
- Make a new friend and then insist that you have to hang out right now by watching all three Lord of The Rings movies
- Read every one's mini-feed on Facebook
- Make a fort in the Formal Lounge
- Clean your room again
- Learn how to sing "White Christmas" backwards
- Make sure you get each and every split end by cutting them off individually
- Reenact all of Rent in front of the mirror
- Shave your legs first with shaving cream, then just soap, then shaving cream again.
- Clean your room again
- Double shampoo and condition, just for good measure
- Plan that trip to Japan
- Acquaint yourself with all of the Jews in your dorm - Hillel tonight, anyone?
- Acquaint yourself with all of the Asians in your dorm (you're going to have to study at some point and they have all the answers)
- Realize that a white supremacist is stalking you
- Play "Dorm Room Sex Bingo" - aka: roam the halls and keep your ears peeled
- Bake four rolls of Tollhouse cookies and decorate paper plates
- Clean your room again
- Try to isolate all of the ingredients in Cesar salad dressing
- Figure out the elasticity of different rubber band brands (fyi: Office Max is extra springy)
- Google your professors. Then your TA's. Then your RA's. Then the weird kid down the hall. Then anybody you can think of.
- Look at every one's prom pictures on Facebook.
- Make sure that no one steals your laundry by sitting there and watching it. All three loads.
- Write everyone you even slightly like a Christmas card.
- Pick up all your crap and move study location seven times.
- Go onto Facebook and look at the highest scores on Jetman... and then attempt to beat them. No, annihilate them.
- Make sure that all of your friends are studying and attempt to help by making them tea, easy mac, or pretty much doing anything they ask. You're just THAT nice!
- Get in touch with your creative side by writing naughty haikus about the people in your dorm
- Re-read all of your text messages and then delete them individually
- Paint your toenails and then change your mind six times. Repeat for fingernails.
- Clean your room again.
- Analyze every single Disney Channel Original Movie and Nickelodeon TV show circa 1996 with a gaggle of sorority girls
- Actually rate every song in your itunes and then realize that oddly enough, your most played song in "The Circle of Life"
- Reaffirm that by playing "Circle of Life" seventeen times, each time wearing a new costume
- Re-learn the Soulja Boy dance so that you don't need to stress on New Years Eve
- Comment on every one's Facebook default picture
- Clean your room again
- Count the number of panels in your ceiling. Then name them.
- Make your "Life To Do List"
- Take out your running shoes and decided that its time to study.
