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Ways to Procrastinate during Finals Week:

• Maintain your fingernails to a proper length by trimming them daily
• Clean your room
• Color Coordinate your entire closet and then decide that it would be better to arrange in chronological order from oldest items to newest
• Read every one's current status on Facebook
• Read the caption from every picture in your Art History Book
• Learn all of the Lyrics to such songs as "American Pie" and the Barenaked Ladies', "One Week"
• Choreograph a dance to N*Sync's "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"
• Clean your room again
• Go to the Dining Commons across campus - it has better forks, okay...
• Make a new friend and then insist that you have to hang out right now by watching all three Lord of The Rings movies
• Read every one's mini-feed on Facebook
• Make a fort in the Formal Lounge
• Clean your room again
• Learn how to sing "White Christmas" backwards
• Make sure you get each and every split end by cutting them off individually
• Reenact all of Rent in front of the mirror
• Shave your legs first with shaving cream, then just soap, then shaving cream again.
• Clean your room again
• Double shampoo and condition, just for good measure
• Plan that trip to Japan
• Acquaint yourself with all of the Jews in your dorm - Hillel tonight, anyone?
• Acquaint yourself with all of the Asians in your dorm (you're going to have to study at some point and they have all the answers)
• Realize that a white supremacist is stalking you
• Play "Dorm Room Sex Bingo" - aka: roam the halls and keep your ears peeled
• Bake four rolls of Tollhouse cookies and decorate paper plates
• Clean your room again
• Try to isolate all of the ingredients in Cesar salad dressing
• Figure out the elasticity of different rubber band brands (fyi: Office Max is extra springy)
• Google your professors. Then your TA's. Then your RA's. Then the weird kid down the hall. Then anybody you can think of.
• Look at every one's prom pictures on Facebook.
• Make sure that no one steals your laundry by sitting there and watching it. All three loads.
• Write everyone you even slightly like a Christmas card.
• Pick up all your crap and move study location seven times.
• Go onto Facebook and look at the highest scores on Jetman... and then attempt to beat them. No, annihilate them.
• Make sure that all of your friends are studying and attempt to help by making them tea, easy mac, or pretty much doing anything they ask. You're just THAT nice!
• Get in touch with your creative side by writing naughty haikus about the people in your dorm
• Re-read all of your text messages and then delete them individually
• Paint your toenails and then change your mind six times. Repeat for fingernails.
• Clean your room again.
• Analyze every single Disney Channel Original Movie and Nickelodeon TV show circa 1996 with a gaggle of sorority girls
• Actually rate every song in your itunes and then realize that oddly enough, your most played song in "The Circle of Life"
• Reaffirm that by playing "Circle of Life" seventeen times, each time wearing a new costume
• Re-learn the Soulja Boy dance so that you don't need to stress on New Years Eve
• Comment on every one's Facebook default picture
• Clean your room again
• Count the number of panels in your ceiling. Then name them.
• Make your "Life To Do List"
• Take out your running shoes and decided that its time to study.